How to pass a drug test in 24 hours ? If I were to receive a dollar every time I was asked this question, I’d be shitting gold bricks by now. Despite having spoken about it for years with noobs, casual smokers, wannabe smokers and dope heads and even having written a few elaborate tutorials about it which you can find over here, I still get asked the same question repeatedly.
So much so, that it makes me want to rip my hair out in frustration.
Even yesterday, I received an email in the middle of the night. Guess the subject?
Yes , you got that right. ’ How to pass a drug test in 24 hours’
I understand that being caught at short notice before a drug test is a bummer. And it is enough to set the panic bells ringing for newbies. But I have nothing new to share with you. Everything that I have written about passing drug tests in an SOS situation still holds true.
If you are not too keen to read through a 5000 word blog post, then here’s the lowdown on it in a lot less.
The methods that don’t work
Before I speak about what methods to use if you want to know how to pass a drug test in 24 hours, here are the methods that DO NOT work.
Home Remedies: Oh how I hate the bull that is being passed around by self-proclaimed detox gurus about home remedies. Be it cranberry juice or Azul tea or the Certo method, these are the last things that you’d want to try when you have a drug test coming at you in less than 24 hours. Do any of these methods work? Maybe yes, maybe not. But if all that you have at hand is 24 hours, you don’t even want to find out. Just go with what works and none of these do. Period!
How to pass a drug test in 24 hours – Working Methods!
The first thing that you’d want to confirm is whether it is an unsupervised or a supervised drug test. In case of an unsupervised drug test, go with a bottle of Sub Solution synthetic urine. While there are many other brands of synthetic urine that are cheaper than Sub-Solution, none even come close to the authenticity with which it is manufactured. Sub Solution contains both uric acid and urea in addition to 11 other chemicals which make it impeccably similar to real urine. The heat activator makes it so easy to get the urine sample to the precise desired temperature. In fact, I can vouch for the fact that it is undetectable. If you are wondering how to pass a drug test in 24 hours, then sneak in a bottle of sub solution and submit the sample. Consider the test passed.
If it’s a supervised drug test where a lab assistant is going to watch you pee into a bottle, you’d have to go with a detox solution. My favorite and most trusted brands are Mega Clean and Rescue Cleanse. Both these detox drinks completely mask all traces of THC in your urine for up to 4-5 hours giving you ample time to submit your urine sample at the lab. One of the best features of both these detox drinks is that they do not make your urine sample overly watery which can result in it being detected as fake.
These are the easiest and most foolproof ways to clear a drug test in 24 hours. They work every time and they are not going to cost a bomb either. If you have an upcoming hair follicle drug test then check out my airticle on hair drug testing!
Some important tips
If you are frequently asking ‘how to pass a drug test in 24 hours’ then it means that you work in a company that subjects employees to random drug tests. And if you are a frequent weed user then you at risk of being detected in one of these tests.
Employers these days are known to spring surprise random drug tests especially if they are anal about the rules. My previous employer for example, was infamous for scheduling drug tests out of nowhere. After three of my colleagues got busted, I started to keep a bottle of Mega Clean in my desk. Just tore the label off and stored it. Better have it and not need it than the other way round.
If you suspect that your employer may go the random tests route, then it is recommended to stay covered at workplace too. It is easy to store the bottle in your desk.
Remember, both these products can only be purchased online from the manufacturer’s website and they usually ship in three to four days. Never risk buying these off Amazon or eBay. It is loaded with fakes that don’t work. When your job depends on it, you buy only from a trusted source.
That sums it up. If you always wanted to know how to pass a drug test in 24 hours, there you have it. No other methods are safe or reliable.